mitsuru kirijo: i want to thank you all for electing me as your student council president
mitsuru kirijo: some of you might be worried that i'm a member of that one club with "extermination" in the name, the one with the red armbands where we all walk around with guns
mitsuru kirijo: but listen
mitsuru kirijo: don't even worry about it
catalystcatalyst:

Caaaaalibrate good times, come on!

catalystcatalyst:

Caaaaalibrate good times, come on!

99% of Small Bump is a cute song and then you hear the last line and eveything goes to shit and youre on the floor sobbing

drunkonstevphen:

Jon Stewart on Chick-fil-A’s appreciation day.