Call me Ponty I guess? I draw, cosplay and sometimes sing and mostly just reblog funny stuff and a ton of homestuck so buckle up ohohoho

If you don't think my art is shitty i do commissions and paint shoes/backpacks and make armsocks and (un-related to homestuck) props and plushies because I need money too (hookers don't buy themselves).

IF YOU WANT ME TO SEE SOMETHING I track #lordponty (no hyphen, that's right :3c) if you put a hyphen i might not see it!!!

instagram: lord_ponty

OKAY WINNERS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!! they are:

  • cancerously
  • shadowlessastronomer
  • satanswolfpack
  • complacentlykatie

SO IF YOU SEE YOUR NAME HERE AND YOU HAVE YET TO RECEIVE AN ASK FROM ME YOU GOTTA SEND ME AN ASK

also REPLYING TO THIS DOESNT COUNT AS ACKNOWLEDGING YOU WON YOU GOTTA REPLY TO MY ASK OR SEND ME ONE SO YEUP OKAY 

lord-ponty:

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)

last day guyss

get in while you can uwu

a little over two hours before cut off OuO

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)

last day guyss

get in while you can uwu

psychocereals:

✦ IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME FUCK YEAH! 

oh my god, thank you guys so much for the 1000+ followers. i promised i’d do a giveaway for the 900 mark but you’re way too fast so let me just smooch everyone of you because you’re great!

Alright! are you ready for this totally rad stuff you can win?

 1ST PLACE

  • A Wacom CTE-430 (Sapphire) Tablet ( complete with all CDs that came along with purchase! I got a new tablet lately so i don’t have a use for it anymore (also gomen i like to chew on my pens but i cleaned it with alcohol ovo)
  • A scalemate of your very personal choice! ( I can make a regular one in your colour choice, a fluffy scalemate like the red one or hell, if you want an eridan or a john scalemate i will make that)
  • Some totally neat Artwork ( max. 2 characters of anything Homestuck related in the style of the examples, the orginal sketch will be sent to you! nsfw if you wish)
  • Two custom (necklace) charms (of any symbols or things blahblah, i can connect them for shipping reasons or merge the symbols somehow)
  • An Alpha/Beta Kids shirt (of your choice and size, nothing on dark or coloured background tho, this never works and looks ugly)
  • A fucking sweet great surprise!

 2ND PLACE

  • Also some totally sweet Artwork ( and also max. 2 characters of anything Homestuck related in the style of the examples, the orginal sketch will be sent to you as well! )
  • Two custom (necklace) charms
  • An Alpha/Beta Kids shirt (of your choice and size blah)
  • A totally rad surprise as well!

RULES (read them i dare u)

  • Please don’t reblog it more than 5 times, for your followers sake
  • Likes count as long as you reblogged 
  • Just no giveaway or fake blogs ok
  • I will ship worldwide, and no worries about the shipping costs
  • You gotta be following me yo
    firstly for possible updates about the giveaway, secondly because dont be a damn greedy douchebag, thirdly, my blog is nice and you will not take harm from it i promise
    and fourthly you will get some nice german sweets thrown into your package as well
  • Giveaway ends on June 12th because why not
  • You need to have your askbox open and answer my message within the first three days (unless you’re on hiatus and that’s stated on your blog), and you need to be willing to share your adress with me
  • Just ask if you have questions
  • Have fun and good luck yehaw! (°◡°♡)

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)

get in while you can!

thescarlettsiren:

necroticnymph:

Hey everyone! As I stated in a previous post, I kind of fail at life and my first giveaway got pushed back…so, I’m doing a bigger one than I’d planned to make up for it!

What you’ll win:

~A $50 shopping spree at the online fabric store of your choice. Shipping included in that cost.

~If you’re following me, I’ll buy you $20 worth of thread to go with it, too.

Please read all of the rules before entering.

***There will be only 1 winner!***

Rules:

- You must REBLOG this post. LIKES don’t count!

- You don’t need to be following me (but you’ll win more stuff if you are!)

- No Giveaway blogs allowed…because that’s just tacky ;) Side/cosplay-only blogs are okay.

- Reblog as much as you want, but let’s keep from spamming our friends, hm?

Winner Details:

- Ask box MUST be open, and you have to be willing to give your address. I’m not a creeper, I promise ;)

- Contest ends on May 1st. I’ll announce the winner on May 1st at 6:30pm EST.

- If your ask box isn’t open, I’ll pick another winner. Winner will be chosen with a random number generator.

- I’ll be ordering the fabric from whatever site you want and having it shipped directly to you. So it’s not coming to me first. No middle-man! (That also means I’ll only ship where they ship, so pick your website according to your country!)

- If you have a specific project in mind, I’ll be more than happy to help you choose the right fabric :)

The only stipulation is that I have to have 200 followers by May 1st. This shouldn’t be hard…I’m in the 190’s right now! Happy blogging, and good luck!!!

Reblogging to my personal account so the peeps who only follow me there will see it :)

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)

lord-ponty:

WOW ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

because I promised I would when I hit 400 followers, so here goes

I will randomly pick 4 winners who can pick from any of the three above prizes which are:

  • a pair of troll horns (i will make just about any horns, though i reserve the right to refuse making condescension/nitram horns)
  • a legless, block-headed plushie of a troll or kid (i know that ampora sign is screwed up i made that one late at night okay)
  • a host plushie/scalemate (optional belly embroidery)/vodka mutini/casey (not pictured)

reblog as many times as you want and IF YOU WIN AND YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME YOU GET *LEGASP* A TSHIRT OF ANY KID OR TROLL YOU WANT (though if you want dave/jade’s shirt, I am not giving you a long sleeve you’re getting a tshirt)

this giveaway ends when my spring break ends, so Sunday, April 7, 11:59 PM Pacific time

OKAY NOW GO FORTH (when no one reblogs this, once again, i’ll just sew myself plushies and weep silently)