detentionstuckaradia: tried to steal the human bone microscope slides from biology
tavros: unknowingly rolled over teacher's feet with his wheelchair and broke three toes
sollux: brought a beehive to school for show and tell and "accidentally" set them loose
karkat: called the teacher a "stupid feculent shithole"
nepeta: carved a shipping wall into her desk with a hunting knife
kanaya: refused to participate in PE because the coach was wearing crocs
terezi: found making miniature nooses and hanging dolls of students who cheated on their homework during class
vriska: stole the class's pet tarantula
equius: commanded his classmates to touch his muscles and reduced several to tears
gamzee: caught selling other kids "miracles in a bottle"
eridan: attempted genocide by food fight in the cafeteria
feferi: tried to save the fish by stealing all of it from the school kitchen, then upon realizing it was already dead, screamed bloody murder at the scared lunchladies